False! This is the body with which you beach!
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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Fake! NeItHer body lOoKs like it is mAdE of BeAcH.
I like this list of instructions on how to have a beach body best:
- have a body
- go to the beach
- dig up a body
- bring it to the beach
But he's thin and making me look bad.
There is only one body guys want and its Brad Pitt from Fight Club
Peak Arnie isn't the normal human ideal. It's a freakish extreme that the vast majority consider going too far.
Hey now, you're going to make those of us who look like peak Arnie feel self-conscious about our bodies!
I know you're joking, but we both know that you don't do that to your body unless you already have some pretty major insecurity issues 😄
No sane human thinks you need steroids to get an ideal beach body
Exactly. I got even bigger tits from just Toblerone.
According to the guy in the picture, he did not use steroids to build his body either, but to retain muscle mass
The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.
Now imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.
I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.
I see no difference