"I need you to prove that you're bi."
[produces ticket stub]
"Fuck, that's good proof."
Edit:

"I need you to prove that you're bi."
[produces ticket stub]
"Fuck, that's good proof."
Edit:

Chai latte. With or without espresso, depending.
ReBoot had a ton of these, but I'd really like to play the Mad Max-inspired racing game where cars range from the size of go-karts to armored semi trucks and 747 front ends mounted on tank treads.

Also, not a fake game, but a fake game accessory, I'd like to play with the Nintendo Power Glove from the movie The Wizard that is actually good and enjoyable to use.
It's plausible for the PS1, though.
Check out his close friend and confidant, Johnny Aloha!
Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons: