Viking_Hippie

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Nice bonus to learn the French for "complete jerk" btw 😁

Alternatively, the Total Perspective Vortex would be appropriate for the very worst offenders.

Some talent agency, I guess? 🤷

The photos, which do not legally imply wrongdoing

Fixed it for them. Might not be usable in a court of law but that doesn't mean that it doesn't look hella sus..

Fun fact: 100% of countries have done fucked up shit.

I'm not pointing that out because I think that excuses any of the fucked up shit. It doesn't.

I'm pointing it out because by the standards of "shut up if your country was ever genocidal", only people from countries with very little power and influence are allowed to try to do or say anything to make the world a better place for those of us not in favor of genocide.

TL;DR: STFU with that ultra reductionist edgelord bullshit. You're not helping and you're not being clever.

To be fair, though, that's its literal raison d'être.

A liver complaining about dealing with harmful stuff would be like a dung beetle complaining about having to roll shit around 🤷

Would also make for a hell of a band name if not for the first two words sounding clunky together 🤔

Nuked coke, illegitimate?
Irradiated faux-coke?
Nuked Fauxke? 🤷

That's what I said, but the local museum of natural history has stopped taking my calls.

Not personally, no.

Big fan of his work, though.

jubilant Mark Wahlberg orgasm noises

Utility bots (and ducks) are OK provided they are marked as such

Far too few utility ducks around here; marked or not!