god, the only thing worse than going to the ER with a glued butthole is getting there and seeing the "i feel a paper coming on" look in the doctor's eyes
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
I always wondered what the set up for that joke was.
The opportunities to use it are fairly rare, but always rewarding
Oh
Oh no
Uncured resin up the ass is definitely gonna give you ass cancer
Well they removed all the parts of him he filled with resin and just joined it back up after. So...skipped the waiting for cancer step?
That's why you should always do butt casts only with a condom, or when you're dead. Nobody cares if you're dead. Just pour the stuff, let it cure and rip it out quick. No issues if you're dead already. Or you can buy a copy of a butt cast from someone who's dead already. Keep it safe guys! Keep it safe!
Where can I buy dead peoples' butt casts?
Asking for a friend. In Minecraft.
Why....why are people wanting casts of butts??
Never question the customers' reasons for buying.
The great for not question the reasons of butt casters. We simply enable it!
"Nobody cares if you're dead" is a very sad statement. Hopefully my wife and kid would at least notice.
So you would benefit from the condom option for but casting without the painful side effects or death option.
Notice? They're the ones putting it on craigslist
If someone is searching for that paper, here you go
Edit: The reference list sounds like the who-is-who of shitposts.
"Self-administered hydrofluoric acid enema"...
Well that's enough reading for today.
Thank you! I like reading bizarre stuff sometimes and this sounds crazy. Another commenter said the paper was comedy gold so let's see what it's all about.
Edit: Best part is the last sentence of the whole paper saying patients should be offered psychological help. "yo, heard you were shoving stuff up your asshole you should not be, wanna talk about it?"
Fascinating read, thanks for the link.
Never written stuff like this before, having to write "did a search with the name on it" as "A general Internet search using just the company name and the product code number was performed" got a chuckle out of me.
How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?
I'm just guessing, but I'm betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it'd work loose like superglue does.
Edit: this paper is pure gold, highly recommend looking it up. The photos of the removed epoxy are eyewatering, yet oddly enchanting...
A 27-year-old unemployed young man presented with lower abdominal discomfort following injection of a liquid adhesive per rectum 5 hours previously. He injected the viscous liquids into his rectum via a dual-chambered glue gun, resulting in an instantaneous exothermic reaction that caused the mixture to solidify and become fixed internally. He had no previous history of bowel disorder or psychiatric disturbance. The patient admitted he had done this for anal erotic enjoyment
at least he didn't say he "fell on it" and it was totally an accident
Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking
Look, I'm not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I'd be extra careful about it.
I'm actually disappointed he didn't have some goofy explanation.
not many available explanations for 330ml of epoxy. I'm sure he tried to find one, but i'd be hard pressed to find one in the short timespan on the way to the ER.
Million to one shot doc, million to one.
Someone else gave a link to it:
https://anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298 < comment
https://www.emse.fr/~zimmermann/RAFT/RAFTpapers/Examples/nocomment.pdf. < The actual paper
You're right it was crazy to read. It's wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn't get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I'm not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that's not gonna fucking kill you.
Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn't you mention that earlier??!
I've got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!
Did it stick to the rectal walls
- people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
- <you should read this one in Badge 502's voice>NO!
with those disclaimers... I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn't think it all the way through. I'm not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else... but that's my guess.
That's actually pretty clever. I mean it's totally stupid, but I could see a world where that makes sense.
Yes.
What with all these people putting the most bizarre substances in their ass?
They want to experiment with their ass, but they can't buy a dildo or plug because "that'd be gay" so they fetch any roughly cylindrical object around.
as a female-originated person turned to non-binary pansexual person:
this is true
One imagines that this is just as common among vagina-havers, due to either age-based or cultural unavailability of proper toys, but it's harder to lose something in the vagene than the 100 feet or whatever of intestines.
There are almost always two answers:
- a) custom buttplug
- b) exothermic reaction
- source: I worked in an emergency room during training.
Monkey see, monkey do!
sigh* scientist really do anything to get published these days
