blimthepixie

joined 9 months ago
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

That cologne - Sex Panther

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 20 hours ago

Mebbies just shower more often?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If the brake cleaner doesn't remove any rust, why do they use it?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

What's wrong with using a wire brush or an angle grinder to remove the rust?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Farrow and Ball are renowned for having bullshit pijo names for their paints, I just mixed elephants breath and mouse's back

Trump Derangement Syndrome

Do they sell roflcoptr?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mouse's breath

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What about my namesake

I was single for like 4 years, no hookups, nowt. Not even handjobs, oral or tromboning.

Was working at a country music festival and I was told I had a secret admirer by one of the bar staff, so went and said hello and now we live together

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How come no one says Die Hard 2?

That's also set on Christmas eve

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