blimthepixie

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I’m small down there and get my fiancé off with a big dildo. Do you see any issue with this? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Only if it's called Kenneth

https://youtu.be/pDc2MFT7KiU

What is this colour? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Farrow and Ball are renowned for having bullshit pijo names for their paints, I just mixed elephants breath and mouse's back

"You won't see the right celebrating this horrific murder of Rob Reiner..." in c/political_weirdos@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 20 hours ago

Trump Derangement Syndrome

Remember your dealer in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Do they sell roflcoptr?

What is this colour? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Mouse's breath

The Warbussy in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about my namesake

A question for those who have a partner, how did you manage to do it and how long did it take? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

I was single for like 4 years, no hookups, nowt. Not even handjobs, oral or tromboning.

Was working at a country music festival and I was told I had a secret admirer by one of the bar staff, so went and said hello and now we live together

What's your winter holidays movie? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How come no one says Die Hard 2?

That's also set on Christmas eve

US will require EU citizens to give all biometric data including DNA in new ESTA requirements in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 days ago

ESTA?

Everyone Stay Thefuck Away?

Venn diagram of cops and bastards in c/memes@lemmy.ml
What are some funny WiFi network names you've run into? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Mine is Bathroom Camera #4

I live in a barrio and not sure how many people in my building can either speak or read English

how did you choose your career? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

I'm a bar technician.

Started off working in bars, went to uni twice. Didn't do owt with those.

So stuck with working bars, got into agency work doing festivals. Ended up back of house - bar back, then stock manager then onto crew building the bars and then learning how to install said bars.

It's just beer Lego really

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