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[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

I "could" get out of bed and get to work early.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.

I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Typed out the number but shortened the units.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No no, it's an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.

Has trans gone too far??

When will he take a hint??"

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't shove numbers up your cock.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't believe you, that sounds irrational!

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There were plenty of articles claiming similar for her dogshit. Where's the peer reviewed studies?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You think news headlines are concerned with inconvenient shit like evidence?