My reaction as a soil scientist:

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
My reaction as a soil scientist:

No, please, free me from this. Because in my head I'm super annoyed at how well this seems to work and I need rescuing from an expert.