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[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 hours ago (13 children)

How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (9 children)

I'm just guessing, but I'm betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it'd work loose like superglue does.

Edit: this paper is pure gold, highly recommend looking it up. The photos of the removed epoxy are eyewatering, yet oddly enchanting...

A 27-year-old unemployed young man presented with lower abdominal discomfort following injection of a liquid adhesive per rectum 5 hours previously. He injected the viscous liquids into his rectum via a dual-chambered glue gun, resulting in an instantaneous exothermic reaction that caused the mixture to solidify and become fixed internally. He had no previous history of bowel disorder or psychiatric disturbance. The patient admitted he had done this for anal erotic enjoyment

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 23 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

at least he didn't say he "fell on it" and it was totally an accident

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago)

Million to one shot doc, million to one.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Look, I'm not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I'd be extra careful about it.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm actually disappointed he didn't have some goofy explanation.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 hour ago

not many available explanations for 330ml of epoxy. I'm sure he tried to find one, but i'd be hard pressed to find one in the short timespan on the way to the ER.

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