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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are three types of academics, ones that are addicted to alcohol, ones that are addicted to caffeine, and ones that are addicted to both.

(For health reasons I dont reccomend both at the same time)

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

how dare you not recommend espresso martini’s

[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... But Irish coffee, though??

Would not reccomend but you do you

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll never forget my proffessor that just slammed monster and chain smoked cigarettes during fieldwork.

I only saw him drink water once. It was about 115 (Fahrenheit) and he took a single sip of water from a nalgene before putting it away.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

He's gonna have a bitch of a time a few decades later passing kidneystones.