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Says person who hasn't looked this up in a Maths textbook 😂
Neither, I'm a Maths teacher
There's no pretending involved, it's in Maths textbooks
Yep, and??
Nope! They can also be done in any order
Got no idea who you think you're talking to, but I never said Multiplication and Division are different
No, it's the rules of Maths as found in Maths textbooks 😂
ALL Mathematicians have, if you're going to put it like that.
As found in Maths textbooks
It adds them in the background, so that you don't have to - if it didn't it would return wrong answers - you not having to type them in doesn't mean they aren't getting added
...give correct answers without putting each paired operation into brackets
and obeys the EXACT SAME RULES 🙄
because it obeys the same rules 🙄
Not impossible at all. Someone even wrote it in one of the other comments! 😂
you found there were no gaps 😂
And as these very comments show, I'm not the only one to have done so! 😂
No, Distribution.
Well, you have zero awareness of what's in Maths textbooks anyway 😂
I have never contradicted myself. You calling Distribution "Multiplication" doesn't make it Multiplication.
My students do very well in their exams. How about you? 😂
Still can't admit you were wrong then 🙄
I don't think you understand mathematics above the 7th-grade level you brag about teaching. No bona fides will excuse how you've acted; you have to be better. On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, and you act like a child cosplaying a teacher that students hate.
RPN does not have parentheses, any more than standard notation can have a stack. The concept does not exist. Yet both forms of equation are equally valid, but different - in the same way as peasant multiplication versus new-math multiplication. I'm not saying this for your sake because you're a broken robot. But since you're spamming everyone in this two-week-old thread, some of them are going to scroll through wondering 'is this schmuck for real?,' and they deserve to know exactly how small-minded and stubborn you are.
You're basically out here demanding that multiplication can only be done in the peasant method, so if someone's explaining it without a list of doubled numbers, they 'can't admit they're wrong.' So you're going to henpeck them one line at a time, ignoring the many ways they try to politely explain you're being a pedantic troll, and pounding books that reflect knowledge as if they define knowledge, until they all give up trying to spoon-feed you your own visible failure to teach anyone anything. Nobody's walking away from these interactions like 'oh thanks, good to know, that's perfectly clear now.' It's wall-to-wall 'I don't think you're as smart as you think you are' and 'you're really missing the point' and 'if it always gets the same answer then there's no meaningful difference.'
Yet tour dogmatism is so blatant that you're assigning Buddha nature to parentheses. Your philosophy cannot comprehend a math notation where you're even merely overreaching, let alone mistaken - so parentheses flit into being, somewhere in a stack operation between two numbers at a time. 1 2 + 3 * is not an equation with parentheses. Order of operations is baked into the order of operands. The first time I explained this to you, you had never heard of it. Yet you immediately asserted you'd found something missed by all all other people, sites, and indeed ~~holy texts~~ maths books.
You are a crank. Trying to 'no u' about your absence of self-awareness does not work, because you didn't predict me showing up to harass people with grade-school math while not listening. What you're doing is troll behavior. If this is how you teach children, it's enforced learning by rote, and their understanding of even basic mathematics is permanently hobbled by your smile-and-repeat-yourself rhetorical style.
I don't think you understand any of it, not even Year 7
says person who refuses to look in Maths textbooks
in the foreground. In the background it does or it would give wrong answers. You understand that apps can do things that you don't see, right??
Only the notation is different, the rules are the same
says the person who refuses to look in Maths textbooks 😂
Textbooks do indeed define the notation and rules. 1+1=2 is defined as the notation to use to show that I had 1 thing and now I have 2 things
says person ignoring all the people who actually did learn from me. That would be the people who are open to being wrong about how they thought it was done
Yes they are! 😂
No, just literal textbook definition, which you refuse to look at 😂
So the app adds them in the background. Do you think apps don't know how many "a" you're talking about if you don't write 1a? Guess what, it knows in the background that a=1a, and that the 1 in 1-2-3 is +1, etc. Not typing them in doesn't mean they aren't being added
yet again you seem to have me confused with someone else. I have no idea what you're talking about
Maths teacher
says person who refuses to look in Maths textbooks
gaslighters gonna gaslight - there's nothing unpredictable about that
teaching the rules of Maths
No it isn't, because they, having seen it also in the textbook, understand how it works
improved, because they don't sit there going "Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, I'm not listening and not looking in the textbook!" 😂
...
You are functionally illiterate.
RPN is not an "app." RPN is a NOTATION. That's what the N is. It is a completely different way of doing math! It works on paper! You troll! It is a syntax for performing calculations using a stack-based method. There are no fucking parentheses - anywhere. It has no need for that concept. Operations use the top values on the stack. Order of operations is implicit in the order of operands, and completely different from the one thing you insist is both universal, and mutable, and a notation, and the rules, and whatever else lets you never shut the fuck up.
Do you know anything that's not in a textbook for children?
says person who doesn't understand how apps work
What do you think is behind the RPN calculators? A person?? 😂
Yep, so is ALGEBRA 😂 The rules are independent of both
Yep, notation, not rules
Nope! It's only a different NOTATION - you just said that yourself! 😂
So does Algebra - surprise, surprise, surprise 😂
NOTATION
And I'm guessing you think there is no 1 anywhere in a+b, and there's no + anywhere in 1-2
Which you could write explicitly with Brackets. 2 3 + 4 x = (2+3)x4
No it isn't. 2 3 + 4 x gives the same answer as (2+3)x4, and 3 4 x 2 + gives the same answer as 2+3x4. Note that in the first example 2 3 + is effectively being bracketed, as otherwise you'd get a wrong answer by the order of operations rules
Yep, everything in high school Maths textbooks 😂
Distribution is "effectively" multiplication. Nothing you say, nothing you point to, could possibly change that, because they will always get the same answer, and if getting the right answer is all that makes two things the same, then shut the fuck up.
No it isn't, it's Brackets. a(b+c)=(ab+ac) <== Brackets Now solve (ab+ac), or do you think that (8-5) is subtraction and not brackets? 😂 It's actually the reverse process to Factorising, whereas Multiplication is the reverse operation to Division - not even remotely the same thing.
says person ignoring Maths textbooks 😂
No they don't! 😂 That's why it's a Law
1/a(b+c)=1/(ab+ac)
1/ax(b+c)=(b+c)/a
Oops! (b+c) went from being in the denominator to being in the numerator, leading to WRONG ANSWER 😂 Welcome to why we have The Distributive Law
No it isn't, but that's the first thing which has to happen. See previous point where they aren't even the same answer, therefore one of them is wrong
says person still refusing to look in Maths textbooks 🙄
Syntax is notation is rules, as it suits your ability to be smug at people.
How did I let you rope me into honestly trying to get through to you? I called all of this from a mile off, you did exactly what I said while insisting you weren't, and I'm still left desperately hoping some combination of words will work. It doesn't matter what I write here; you're just going to quote every sentence, respond "tExTbOoK!", and pick a sneering emoji.
I never should've edited what the first reply said in full:
Fuck off.
Gaslighters can't gaslight Maths teachers about Maths. You should know that by now
That you were going to ignore Maths textbooks? I called that too 😂
Nope. You never said I was going to prove you wrong
I've been doing the same thing I always do - proving you wrong with Maths textbooks 😂
The question is, why do you refuse to look in any?
You never should've commented at all gaslighter
says person in an admission of defeat