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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The knife edge can't be smaller than an atoms width, so still no.

[–] NoDignity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You say that until someone pulls the classic prank of swapping all your mango atoms with uranium-235.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah and what if I squish the mango, thereby compressing the water and fusing the hydrogen into helium?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unless you refined the mango to the point that was homoatomic, the other non-hydrogen atoms would act as moderators and prevent fusion from occurring.