You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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You can't park there, sir (youtu.be)
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The classic

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Fines issued after disabled bay painted around car while owner was on holiday (www.bbc.com)
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cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/127336

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This reminds me of a story from years back where double yellows were being painted - it was either around cars, or they were moving the cars and painting underneath them.

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You can't park in the castle garden, mate! (dresden.network)
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Like a glove (feddit.uk)
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Back it up (cdn.masto.host)
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cross-posted from: https://trouth.eu/users/Kathrin/statuses/115515257237030931

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"I'll leave my car parked in the roundabout, what could go wrong?" (f2.tchncs.de)
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"I'll leave my car parked in the roundabout, what could go wrong?"

@youcantparktheremate

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Video of the floating crane capsizing in occupied Sevastopol's Southern Bay. (i.imgur.com)
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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/35906000

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You can’t park your boats there, mate (feddit.uk)
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This Is Why I Sold My Triangcycle (sh.itjust.works)
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You can't pick up passengers there, mate (feddit.dk)
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Context (in Danish): https://nyheder.tv2.dk/live/samfund/2025-10-12-bus-paakoerer-bygning-centralt-i-koebenhavn

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You can't land there, mate (lemmy.world)
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They didn't even try... (lemmy.world)
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MiG-21 wreckage lodged in an apartment building in East Germany, 1975 (media.piefed.social)
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/1315163

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Can't park there, mate (sh.itjust.works)
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You can't... wait wtf mate! (lemmy.sdf.org)
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poor tree....

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Can't park there mate (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks and Parking (www.jalopnik.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31893320

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31867381

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Tesla Robotaxi parks in middle of intersection to drop off passengers in TX (fuelarc.com)
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You can't park there, mate!

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You can't park there, son. (www.bbc.com)
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Toy car 'parked illegally' in sewers in Cornwall

South West Water asks people to be mindful after a "bizarre collection" of items is found in drains.

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Even the police said you can’t park your balloon there, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Becky Guy, who lives on Whittlesey Road on the B1040 near Thorney, Peterborough, said over the past five years about 10 cars have crashed into her garden or her neighbour's.

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Container ship almost hits house in Norway. Inhabitant was sleeping and only woke up when the neighbour came over to check if he was ok (www.nrk.no)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30058107

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30057761

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What? Is this not a reasonable place to park? (lemmy.sdf.org)
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This was posted in my cities reddit page and I figured it was too good not to share

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You can't park there mate (feddit.uk)
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Wife crashed the car again today..... She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer! Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room!

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You couldn't park there mates! Bollards always win (feddit.it)
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Found here: https://bird.makeup/users/worldbollard/statuses/1916395503173963891

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