JohnSmith

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You can’t park your boats there, mate (feddit.uk)
 
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Even the police said you can’t park your balloon there, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden (www.bbc.co.uk)
 

Becky Guy, who lives on Whittlesey Road on the B1040 near Thorney, Peterborough, said over the past five years about 10 cars have crashed into her garden or her neighbour's.

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Not there, mate - push if you have to (feddit.uk)
 
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No parking on the motorway, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Static caravan blocks Fen road (www.bbc.co.uk)
 

Unfortunately the article does not explain how it got there as I’d really like to know. Anyway, you can’t park it there, mate.

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Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights (www.bbc.co.uk)
 

Oh well, better luck next time.

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You can’t gridlock there, mate (feddit.uk)
 

I didn’t think three cars is enough to create a gridlock, but what do I know. Yesterday three very ‘creative’ drivers managed just that right in front of me.

I wish I had a picture to share as it was that special. I don’t, so here is a schematic for your enjoyment, horror, disgust, or perhaps lols as the younglings like to say these days.