bizarroland

The people you find unlikeable for no apparent reason are not always flawed.

Sometimes other events have crushed their self esteem so thoroughly that they have lost faith in themselves.

You have no responsibility to fix them. You probably can't even if you tried.

But it doesn't hurt to be kind to them.

Arachnid

I don't know where you're getting your news from, but they are just straight up lying to you, and you are believing the lies.

Redo The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but replace Eddie Murphy with Michael Cera from 2010.

I think it depends on the job. In house cast iron sewer line replacements are only a few steps in difficulty above swapping a sink, not counting the muscle you need to move them, assuming you're swapping to PVC.

Life, uh, finds a way

Well, I was intentionally writing it to be crass. I would never tell a girl that I care about that "I'm gonna wreck her holes" unless the situation explicitly called for it.

Do some training so that you could flicker at exactly 60 frames a second, and most cameras, assuming that you caught the right 60th of a second, would not even see you.

You also might be able to time with the saccadic rhythm of the eyes and make yourself invisible to a single viewer while still retaining your vision thanks to persistence of vision.

And, assuming you knew you had to walk in a straight line or something, you could just go invisible, walk straight forward to your destination, and then turn visible again.

I imagine guys would do it just so they could have temporarily larger penises.

I know I would.

"Babe, I'mma wreck your holes tonight, let me hop in the bath."

And it takes time for people to transition. Think about a major corporation. If they want to roll out a new piece of software, that is a three-year commitment, minimum, just to get people to spend most of their water cooler time talking about how much they hate the new software.

That is extra IT hours spent on training users over and over and over again on how to use the new software.

And after three years, somebody will step in and say, "Hey, why don't we try software Y, It's better than the software that we just rolled out", which queues a new three-year software rollout cycle.

Extrapolate that out to 8 billion human beings, well over 2 billion of which drive vehicles or utilize personal transport systems that are internal combustion engine powered, and you'll begin to get an idea of how difficult it is to transition everyone away from fossil fuels.

The good news is that it is happening, and barring major accidents, we will probably get most of the way there during our lifetimes.

They could rule that law unconstitutional and void it, though.