Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this
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Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.
What is the average radius of every planet in our solar system?
28000km
Since you didn't answer my previous dms, so I'm just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Give or take a few billion years.
How should we discipline children
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
lmfao
you're old school
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spoiler
If it isn't obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories
CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf
amazing
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36k kilometers.
I'm not quite sure, I mean there is many numerical options and yet nothing that is currently coming to mind.
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What's a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
OP didn't specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
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Because rust.
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Brake cleaner.
Can't get pink eye if you don't have eyes
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The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
What should new parents give their babies?
Cluster headaches, without a doubt.
that's pretty messed up dude
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original question
What is the boiling point of silver?
2162°C
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Original questipn
What type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter
comment
I am going to hell for that
Wimps.
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Original
What are the most addictive substances for humans?
Alcohol and benzodiazepines.
(Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)
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My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?
Original Question
What are the reactants in the formula Pb+2HCl→PbCl2+H2?
Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won't happen without water.
Dude, the guitar, not the kid.
What to do with people who jump the queue?
original question
How do you turn a pig into a sausage?
You were supposed to change it to make him look like a bad person.
Ground up the parts that can't be sold.
This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.
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The torsion engine, and Macedonians.
What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?
Tap for spoiler
original: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals?
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