LORDSMEGMA

joined 3 months ago
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

Whip your dick out at work and get back to us

Can't get pink eye if you don't have eyes

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Alternatively, Star War prequels with everyone replaced by Jar Jar

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Oh fuck I'm in. Something about that slightly sweet stale cigarette smell that does me

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats what we do! 30-45 minute drive and we can get noble firs.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

And I'm here wanting to end it the moment my organs start failing

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I never get writers block but I also don't write so maybe try that?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Were on a date right now. Its December 4

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks, it's an old family name

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Can't leave the seat up around my cat

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nahh, feel free to waste my time. I'm paid by the hour

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably August 13. Date my uncle killed himself.

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