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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (24 children)

therefore the 2 must be Distributed

Like how the 5 in the first image isn't?

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 2 days ago (23 children)

Like how the 5 in the first image isn’t?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And how exactly do you think they got from 5(17) to 85 without distributing?? 🤣 Spoiler alert, this is what they actually did...

5(17)=(5x17)=85

They do that throughout the book, because they think it's so trivial to get from 5(17) to 85, that if you don't know how to do it without writing (5x17) first, then you have deeper problems than just not knowing how to Distribute 😂

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (22 children)

5(17) means they didn't distribute 5(3+14) into 5*3+5*14.

These textbooks unambiguously disagree.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5(17) means they didn’t distribute 5(3+14) into 53+514

That's right, they Distributed the 5(17) into (5x17), and your point is?

These textbooks unambiguously disagree

With you, yes, and your point is?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The first textbook only gets 5(17) by not doing what the second textbook says to do with 5(3+14).

First image says 'always simplify inside,' and shows that.

Second image says 'everything inside must be multiplied,' and shows that.

You're such an incompetent troll that you proved yourself wrong within the same post.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The first textbook only gets 5(17) by not doing what the second textbook says to do with 5(3+14)

Because the first textbook is illustrating do brackets from the inside out, which the second textbook isn't doing (it only has one set of brackets, not nested brackets like the first one). They even tell you that right before the example. They still are both Distributing. You're also ignoring that they actually wrote 5[3+(14)], so they are resolving the inner brackets first, exactly as they said they were doing. 🙄 The 5 is outside the outermost brackets, and so they Distribute when they reach the outermost brackets. This is so not complicated - I don't know why you struggle with it so much 🙄

First image says ‘always simplify inside,’ and shows that

And then says to Distribute, and shows that 🙄 "A number next to anything in brackets means the contents of the brackets should be multiplied".

Second image says ‘everything inside must be multiplied,’ and shows that

Yep, that's right, same as I've been telling you the whole time 😂

You’re such an incompetent troll that you proved yourself wrong within the same post

Ah, no, you did, again - you even just quoted that the second one also says to Distribute! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂 I'll remember that you just called yourself an incompetent troll going forward. 😂

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I know what you're missing - perhaps intentionally 🙄 - in a(b+c), c can be equal to 0. It can be any number, not just positive and negative, leaving us with a(b)=(axb), which is also what I've been saying all along (not sure how you missed it, other than to deliberately ignore it)

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You’ve harassed a dozen people to say only 53+514

Nope! I've said a(b+c)=(ab+ac) is correct.

to the point you think 2(3+5)2 isn’t 2*82

You mean I know that, because it disobeys The Distributive Law 🙄 The expression you're looking for is 2x(3+5)², which is indeed not subject to Distribution, since the 2 is not next to the brackets.

If you’d stuck to one dogmatic answer

Instead I've stuck to one actual law of Maths, a(b+c)=(ab+ac).

But you’ve concisely proven

The Distributive Law, including c=0 🙄 Not sure why you would think c=0 is somehow an exception from a law

the harassment is the point

No, the rules of Maths is the point

when you can’t do algebra right

Says person who thinks c=0 is somehow an exception that isn't allowed,🙄but can't cite any textbook which says that

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dude you're not even hitting the right reply buttons anymore. Is that what you do when you're drunk? It'd explain leading with 'nope! I've said exactly what you accused me of.'

You keep pretending distribution is different from multiplication:

The context is Maths, you have to obey the rules of Maths. a(b+c)=(ab+ac), 5(8-5)=(5x8-5x5).

That’s not Multiplication, it’s Distribution, a(b+c)=(ab+ac), a(b)=(axb).

And then posting images that explicitly say the contents of the brackets should be multiplied. Or that they can be simplified first. I am not playing dueling-sources with you, because your own sources call bullshit on what you keep hassling strangers about.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dude you’re not even hitting the right reply buttons anymore

Yes I am

Is that what you do when you’re drunk?

Is that why you think I'm hitting the wrong buttons?

It’d explain leading with ‘nope! I’ve said exactly what you accused me of.’

I have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe stop drinking

You keep pretending distribution is different from multiplication

No pretending - is is different - it's why you get different answers to 8/2(1+3) (Distribution) and 8/2x(1+3) (Multiplication) 😂

B 8/2(1+3)=8/(2+6)=8/8

E

DM 8/8=1

AS

B 8/2x(1+3)=8/2x4

E

DM 8/2x4=4x4=16

AS

That’s not Multiplication, it’s Distribution, a(b+c)=(ab+ac), a(b)=(axb).

That's right.

And then posting images that explicitly say the contents of the brackets should be multiplied

The "contents OF THE BRACKETS", done in the BRACKETS step , not the MULTIPLICATION step - there you go quoting proof that I'm correct! 😂

Or that they can be simplified first.

That's right, you can simplify then DISTRIBUTE, both part of the BRACKETS step, and your point is?

B 8/2(1+3)=8/2(4)=8/(2x4)=8/8

E

DM 8/8=1 <== same answer

AS

I am not playing dueling-sources with you

No, because you haven't got any 😂

your own sources call bullshit on what you keep hassling strangers about

says person failing to give a single example of that EVER happenning 😂

I'll take that as an admission of being wrong then. Thanks for playing

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is your own source - and it says, juxtaposition is just multiplication. It doesn't mean E=mc^2^ is E=(mc)^2^.

Throwing other numbers on there is like arguing 1+2 is different from 2+1 because 8/1+2 is different from 8/2+1.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is your own source - and it says, juxtaposition is just multiplication

inside brackets. Don't leave out the inside brackets that they have specifically said you must use - "Parentheses must be introduced"! 🤣 BTW, this is a 19th Century textbook, from before they started calling them PRODUCTS 🙄

E=mc2 is E=(mc)2

No, it means E=mc² is E=mcc=(mxcxc)

Throwing other numbers on there

I have no idea what you're talking about 🙄

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Because BRACKETS - ab=(axb) BY DEFINITION

“Parentheses must be introduced”!

But you understand E=mc^2^ does not mean E=(mxc)^2^.

This is you acknowledging that distribution and juxtaposition are only multiplication - and only precede other multiplication.

In your chosen Introduction To Algebra, Chrystal 1817, on page 80 (page 100 of the PDF you used), under Exercises XII, question 24 reads (x+1)(x-1)+2(x+2)(x+3)=3(x+1)^2^. The answer on page 433 of the PDF reads -2. If 3(x+1)^2^ worked the way you pretend it does, that would mean 3=9.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

But you understand E=mc2 does not mean E=(mxc)2

I already answered, and I have no idea what your point is.

This is you acknowledging that distribution and juxtaposition are only multiplication

Nope. It's me acknowledging they are both BRACKETS 🙄

E=mcc=(mxcxc) <== BRACKETS

a(b+c)=(ab+ac) <== BRACKETS

and only precede

everything 😂

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Then why doesn't the juxtaposition of mc precede the square?

In your chosen book is the example you're pestering moriquende for, and you can't say shit about it.

Another: Keys To Algebra 1-4's answer booklet, page 19, upper right: "book 2, page 9" expands 6(ab)^3^ to 6(ab)(ab)(ab), and immediately after that, expands (6ab)^3^ to (6ab)(6ab)(6ab). The bullshit you made up says they should be equal.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Then why doesn’t the juxtaposition of mc precede the square?

For starters stop calling it "juxtaposition" - it's a Product/Term. Second, as I already told you, c²=cc, so I don't know why you're still going on about it. I have no idea what your point is.

In your chosen book

You know I've quoted dozens of books, right?

you can’t say shit about it

Again I have no idea what you're talking about.

expands 6(ab)3 to 6(ab)(ab)(ab)

Ah, ok, NOW I see where you're getting confused. 6ab²=6abb, but 6(ab)²=6abab. Now spot the difference between 6ab and 6(a+b). Spoiler alert - the latter is a Factorised Term, where separate Terms have been Factorised into 1 term, the former isn't. 2 different scenario's, 2 different rules relating to Brackets, the former being a special case to differentiate between 6ab² and 6a²b²=6(ab)²

P.S.

is like arguing 1+2 is different from 2+1 because 8/1+2 is different from 8/2+1

this is correct - 2+1 is different from 1+2, but (1+2) is identically equal to (2+1) (notice how Brackets affect how it's evaluated? 😂) - but I had no idea what you meant by "throwing other numbers on there", so, again, I have no idea what your point is

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Juxtaposition is key to the bullshit you made up, you infuriating sieve. You made a hundred comments in this thread about how 2*(8)^2^ is different from 2(8)^2^. Here is a Maths textbook saying, you're fucking wrong.

Here's another: First Steps In Algebra, Wentworth 1904, on page 143 (as in the Gutenberg PDF), in exercise 54, question 9 reads (x-a)(2x-a)=2(x-b)^2^. The answer on page 247 is x=(2b^2^-a^2^)/(4b-3a). If a=1, b=0, the question and answer get 1/3, and the bullshit you've made up does not.

You have harassed a dozen people specifically to insist that 6(ab)^2^ does not equal 6a^2^b^2^. You've sassed me specifically to say a variable can be zero, so 6(a+b) can be 6(a+0) can just be 6(a). There is no out for you. This is what you've been saying, and you're just fucking wrong, about algebra, for children.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Juxtaposition is key to the bullshit you made up

Terms/Products is mathematical fact, as is The Distributive Law. Maths textbooks never use the word "juxtaposition".

You made a hundred comments in this thread about how 2*(8)2 is different from 2(8)2

That's right. 1/2(8)²=1/256, 1/2x8²=32, same difference as 8/2(1+3)=1 but 8/2x(1+3)=16

Here is a Maths textbook saying, you’re fucking wrong

Nope! It doesn't say that 1/a(b+c)=1/ax(b+c). You're making a false equivalence argument

Here’s another:

Question about solving an equation and not about solving an expression. False equivalence again.

You have harassed a dozen people specifically to insist that 6(ab)2 does not equal 6a2b2

Nope! I have never said that, which is why you're unable to quote me saying that. I said 6(a+b)² doesn't equal 6x(a+b)², same difference as 8/2(1+3)=1 but 8/2x(1+3)=16

You’ve sassed me specifically to say a variable can be zero, so 6(a+b) can be 6(a+0) can just be 6(a).

That's right

There is no out for you

Got no idea what you're talking about

This is what you’ve been saying

Yes

you’re just fucking wrong

No, you've come up with nothing other than False Equivalence arguments. You're taking an equation with exponents and no division, and trying to say the same rules apply to an expression with division and no exponents, even though we know that exponent rule is a special case anyway, even if there was an exponent in the expression, which there isn't. 🙄

about algebra, for children

For teenagers, who are taught The Distributive Law in Year 7

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I have never said that, which is why you’re unable to quote me saying that.

...

1/2(8)²=1/256

That's you saying it. You are unambiguously saying a(b)^c^ somehow means (ab)^c^=a^c^b^c^ instead of ab^c^, except when you try to nuh-uh at anyone pointing out that's what you said. Where the fuck did 256 come from if that's not exactly what you're doing?

You're allegedly an algebra teacher, snipping about terms I am quoting from a textbook you posted, and you wanna pretend 2(x-b)^2^ isn't precisely what you insist you're talking about? Fine, here's yet another example:

A First Book In Algebra, Boyden 1895, on page 47 (49 in the Gutenberg PDF), in exercise 24, question 18 reads, divide 15(a-b)^3^x^2^ by 3(a-b)x. The answer on page 141 of the PDF is 5(a-b)^2^x. For a=2, b=1, the question and answer get 5x, while the bullshit you've made up gets 375x.

Show me any book where the equations agree with you. Not words, not acronyms - an answer key, or a worked example. Show me one time that published math has said x(b+c)^n^ gets an x^n^ term. I've posted four examples to the contrary and all you've got is pretending not to see x(b+c)^n^ right fuckin' there in each one.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

That’s you saying it

No it isn't! 😂 Spot the difference 1/2(8)²=1/256 vs.

6(ab)2 does not equal 6a2b2

You are unambiguously saying a(b)^c somehow means (ab)^c=a^c b^c

Nope. Never said that either 🙄

except when you try to nuh-uh at anyone pointing out that’s what you said

Because that isn't what I said. See previous point 😂

Where the fuck did 256 come from if that’s not exactly what you’re doing?

From 2(8)², which isn't the same thing as 2(ab)² 🙄 The thing you want it to mean is 2(8²)

snipping about terms I am quoting from a textbook you posted,

Because you're on a completely different page and making False Equivalence arguments.

you wanna pretend 2(x-b)2 isn’t precisely what you insist you’re talking about?

No idea what you're talking about, again. 2(x-b)2 is most certainly different to 2(xb)2, no pretense needed. you're sure hung up on making these False Equivalence arguments.

Show me any book where the equations agree with you

Easy. You could've started with that and saved all this trouble. (you also would've found this if you'd bothered to read my thread that I linked to)...

Thus, x(x-1) is a single term which is entirely in the denominator, consistent with what is taught in the early chapters of the book, which I have posted screenshots of several times.

I’ve posted four examples to the contrary

You've posted 4 False Equivalence arguments 🙄 If you don't understand what that means, it means proving that ab=axb does not prove that 1/ab=1/axb. In the former there is multiplication only, in the latter there is Division, hence False Equivalence in trying to say what applies to Multiplication also applies to Division

all you’ve got is

Pointing out that you're making a False Equivalence argument. You're taking examples where the special Exponent rule of Brackets applies, and trying to say that applies to expressions with no Exponents. It doesn't. 🙄 The Distributive Law always applies. The special exponent rule with Brackets only applies in certain circumstances. I already said this several posts back, and you're pretending to not know it's a special case, and make a False Equivalence argument to an expression that doesn't even have any exponents in it 😂

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

From 2(8)², which isn’t the same thing as 2(ab)²

a=8, b=1, it's the same thing.

False equivalence is you arguing about brackets and exponents by pointing to equations without exponents.

This entire thing is about your lone-fool campaign to insist 2(8)^2^ doesn't mean 2*8^2^, despite multiple textbook examples that only work because a(b)^c^ is a*b^c^ and not a^c^b^c^.

I found four examples, across two centuries, of your certain circumstances: addition in brackets, factor without multiply symbol, exponent on the bracket. You can't pivot to pretending this is a division syntax issue, when you've explicitly said 2(8)^2^ is (2*8)^2^. Do you have a single example that matches that, or are you just full of shit?

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

a=8, b=1, it’s the same thing

No it isn't! 😂 8 is a single numerical factor. ab is a Product of 2 algebraic factors.

False equivalence is you arguing about brackets and exponents

Nope. I was talking about 1/a(b+c) the whole time, as the reason the Distributive Law exists, until you lot decided to drag exponents into it in a False Equivalence argument. I even posted a textbook that showed more than a century ago they were still writing the first set of Brackets. i.e. 1/(a)(b+c). i.e. It's the FOIL rule, (a+b)(c+d)=(ac+ad+bc+bd) where b=0, and these days we don't write (a)(b+c) anymore, we just write a(b+c), which is already a single Term, same as (a+b)(c+d) is a single term, thus doesn't need the brackets around the a to show it's a single Term.

3(x-y) is a single term...

This entire thing is about your lone-fool campaign

Hilarious that all Maths textbooks, Maths teachers, and most calculators agree with me then, isn't it 😂

insist 2(8)2 doesn’t mean 2*82,

Again, you lot were the ones who dragged exponents into it in a False Equivalence argument to 1/a(b+c)

I found four examples, across two centuries

None of which relate to the actual original argument about 1/a(b+c)=1/(ab+ac) and not (b+c)/a

You can’t pivot to pretending this is a division syntax issue

I'm not pivoting, that was the original argument. 😂 The most popular memes are 8/2(2+2) and 6/2(1+2), and in this case they removed the Division to throw a curve-ball in there (note the people who failed to notice the difference initially). We know a(b+c)=(ab+ac), because it has to work when it follows a Division, 1/a(b+c)=1/(ab+ac). It's the same reason that 1/a²=1/(axa), and not 1/axa=a/a=1. It's the reason for the brackets in (ab+ac) and (axa), hence why it's done in the Brackets step (not the MULTIPLY step). It's you lot trying to pivot to arguments about exponents, because you are desperately trying to separate the a from a(b+c), so that it can be ax(b+c), and thus fall to the Multiply step instead of the Brackets step, but you cannot find any textbooks that say a(b+c)=ax(b+c) - they all say a(b+c)=(ab+ac) - so you're trying this desperate False Equivalence argument to separate the a by dragging exponents into it and invoking the special Brackets rule which only applies in certain circumstances, none of which apply to a(b+c) 😂

2(8)2 is (2*8)2.

That's right

are you just full of shit?

says the person making False Equivalence arguments. 🙄 Let me know when you find a textbook that says a(b+c)=ax(b+c), otherwise I'll take that as an admission of being wrong that you keep avoiding the actual original point that a(b+c) is a single Term, as per Maths textbooks

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

3(x-y) is a single term…

So is 3xy, according to that textbook. That doesn't mean 3xy^2^ is 9*y^2^*x^2^. The power only applies to the last element... like how (8)2^2^ only squares the 2.

Four separate textbooks explicitly demonstrate that that's how a(b)^c^ works. 6(ab)^3^ is 6(ab)(ab)(ab), not (6ab)(6ab)(6ab). 3(x+1)^2^ for x=-2 is 3, not 9. 15(a-b)^3^x^2^ doesn't involve coefficients of 3375. 2(x-b)^2^ has a 2b^2^ term, not 4b^2^. If any textbook anywhere shows a(b)^c^ producing (ab)^c^, or x(a-b)^c^ producing (xa-xb)^c^, then reveal it, or shut the fuck up.

2(ab)^2^ is 2(ab)(ab) the same way 6(ab)^3^ is 6(ab)(ab)(ab). For a=8, b=1, that's 2*(8*1)*(8*1).

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

So is 3xy

That's right

That doesn’t mean 3xy2 is 9y2x2.

That's right. It means 3abb=(3xaxbxb)

The power only applies to the last element

Factor yes, hence the special rule about Brackets and Exponents that only applies in that context

like how (8)22 only squares the 2

It doesn't do anything, being an invalid syntax to follow brackets immediately with a number. You can do ab, a(b), but not (a)b

not (6ab)(6ab)(6ab)

Yep, as opposed to 6(a+b), which is (6a+6b)

3(x+1)2 for x=-2 is 3, not 9

No it isn't. See previous point. Do we have an a(b+c), yes we do. Do we have an a(bc)²? No we don't.

2(x-b)2 has a 2b2 term

No, it has a a(b-c) term, squared

shut the fuck up

says someone still trying to make the special case of Exponents and Brackets apply to a Factorised Term when it doesn't. 😂 I'll take that as your admission of being wrong about a(b+c)=ax(b+c) then. Thanks for playing

For a=8, b=1, that’s 2*(81)(8*1).

Only if you had defined it as such to begin with, otherwise the Brackets Exponents rule doesn't apply if you started out with 2(8)², which is different to 2(8²) and 2(ab)²

..and there's still no exponent in a(b+c) anyway, Mr. False Equivalence

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

You've harassed a dozen people to say only 5*3+5*14 is correct, to the point you think 2(3+5)^2^ isn't 2*8^2^.

If you'd stuck to one dogmatic answer you could pretend it's a pet peeve. But you've concisely proven you don't give a shit - the harassment is the point. Quote, posture, emoji, repeat, when you can't do algebra right.

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