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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

I don't know this story but in Poland, books that were mandatory to read in primary school included:

  • story about a poor kid who really wanted to play violin, dared to touch violin belonging to the landlord and was beaten to death as a punishment (Janko muzykant)
  • story about a young girl that gets sick, as a "fold remedy" is put into an oven for the duration of a prayer and dies (Antek)
  • story about a kid who goes to school under German occupation and studies so much he gets brain inflammation and dies (Syzyfowe prace)
  • story about a dog that gets left behind when his family moves, starts running in a desperate attempt to find his owner, finds her and dies of exhaustion in her arms (what was the title??)
  • story about a horse working in a coalmine that can't ever get out because he entered when he was younger and now the ceiling is too low, the horse dies (Łysek z pokładu idy)
  • story about a kid how gets pneumonia from playing outside with friends and dies (Chłopcy z placu broni)
  • story about a kid who fights Germans during occupation, gets caught, is tortured and beaten up so badly that he dies shortly after his friends rescue him (Kamienie na szaniec)
  • story about a teacher working in a small village, trying to teach poor children science. she gets sick and dies because there's a blizzard and they can't deliver medicine in time (Siłaczka)
  • story about a dog that rides trains. the dog is hit by a train and dies (O psie który jeździł koleją)

I'm probably forgetting about couple more "fun" stories. So yeah, I would love to have read about spiders fucking instead.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Polish primary school is metal.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

The Polish lullabies include a song about a royal family (king, page, princess) who live in happiness and love until they get eaten by a cat, a dog, and a mouse. Only after singing about this massacre does the parent do a big reveal that they were made out of sugar, gingerbread, and marzipan, respectively ("Był sobie król"/"Once there was a king")

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