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Hitachi - Magic wand, Hydraulic excavators, Scanning Electron Microscopes.
They sold the rights to make the magic wand about a decade ago. No longer Hitachi, alas.
Because Hitachi was embarrassed about their innocent personal massager being used for such unwholesome activities. Literal PR move.
I thought Magic Wands were used almost exclusively for holesome activities.
You're not supposed to put that thing into your hole.
Actually, it's pretty good for that
Seems like it would be a violent torturous way to make orifices much larger than they're supposed to be 😳
Violent? That would be a choice. Maybe I'll try it sometime. Anyway, it feels amazing.
better than a mason jar I'm guessing
Says who?
You gonna tell?
Nice
Just like TI... They no longer make the famous calculator
Well that makes sense, he had to focus on his music career.
Get off my lawn
Wich turned it basically into an US exclusive product, and pretty much impossible to get outside of there