LemmyKnowsBest

joined 2 years ago

"Hey Google, notify me when alpaca lips."

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Seems like it would be a violent torturous way to make orifices much larger than they're supposed to be ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How about Trump & the five people who like him... THEY'RE the baddies.

I can't help that I was born in USA ๐Ÿ˜ข I don't want to be a baddie.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You're not supposed to put that thing into your hole.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You would be accurate if you pronounced every syllable of the word uncomfortable. Americans are just lazy, not pronouncing every syllable. Nobody would look at you strangely if you pronounced every syllable of that word. It would just seem like you're emphasizing HOW UNCOMFORTABLE you are if you pronounce every syllable of the word :-)

So many things. But for some reason the only one I can think of right now is in 2003 I wanted a memory foam mattress so urgently I could cry. We had no furniture whatsoever. But in retrospect I'm glad we didn't get a mattress because everything is temporary and everything I've ever acquired has poofed into oblivion anyway. Best to live without. Poverty builds character. I guess.

A couple decades of going to the gym and eating healthy. It eventually pays off. Might take a couple decades but hey better late than never.

Tell My WIFIm At Work

How long did they wait?

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

At first I was embarrassed & disappointed that my new car had no futuristic modern features whatsoever, just old-fashioned tactile knobs & buttons. But seeing all the Tesla & electric car fiascos & nonsense over the past year, I'm now ridiculously grateful for this basic vehicle I have.

Agree! I seem to add an extra "dedede" in there.

 

These are my most recent monthly State Farm vehicle insurance payments, from most recent ($114.35) to sometime back in 2021 ($69.32). I have no control over how much or little they decide to take out of my bank account every month. I noticed it steadily going up over the months until suddenly my December payment DECREASED by $16.75. I really don't feel like contacting my insurance company with this trifling question but I am curious what affects their fluctuating prices.

$114.35 (December 2025) $131.10 (November 2025) $131.10 $131.10 $131.10 $131.10 $131.10 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $95.40 $84.24 $83.56 $83.56 $69.32 (January 2021)

 

Most devices & gadgets are rechargeable nowadays. The only thing I have that still requires batteries is a headlamp but even those are available in rechargeable varieties. House smoke detectors need a battery too.

 

I regret not getting clearer pictures to zoom in and see the words on the instruments but I felt the need to be discreet as I was just walking by, these ocean-front home garages are rarely/NEVER left open unattended. What is this mystery chamber?

One more different angle picture in the comments, you can see the seating bench in the chamber.

 

I want to start telling all these companies to leave me the f*** alone. I bought their product & I didn't complain & I didn't return it. Isn't that good enough for them??

 
 

Similar case in point: "bimonthly" means "twice a month." That makes sense.

But the definition for "bi-weekly" does not make sense.

What do you think?

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