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[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 130 points 1 week ago (25 children)

I remember my senior advisor student tellimg me a story how she went to industrial lab internship in a hospital with these things.

They had their own little collider there. They made synthetic radioactive cocaine to study something in the brain.

They didn't measure the drug dosage, they just filled the syringe and waited holding it near a radiation counter for radiation to drop to desired level.

Once she spilled something and dipped her hand in it. She was told to hold a hand away rfom the body for a day - on a train ride home, in shower, in sleep - to protect internal organs. Next day, radiation was gone, down to natural level.

These things are amazing.

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"synthetic radioactive cocaine" is a hell of a phrase.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 week ago

It's pretty rad.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many drugs are made as radiochemicals to see how they distribute in the body. It's mostly the liver. Some drugs work specifically as radiochemicals to bring ionizing radiation to tumors to kill them.

https://fusionpharma.com/targeted-alpha-therapeutics/

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That poor poor liver, taking the brunt of our misdeeds.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

To be fair, though, that's its literal raison d'être.

A liver complaining about dealing with harmful stuff would be like a dung beetle complaining about having to roll shit around 🤷

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No cheap ass crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No cheap ass-crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You mean my gluteal bisector?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would also make for a hell of a band name if not for the first two words sounding clunky together 🤔

Nuked coke, illegitimate?
Irradiated faux-coke?
Nuked Fauxke? 🤷

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Rad Synthcain, a club level touring electronic artist.

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://www.scho-ka-kola.de/homepage-english.html Totally particle accelerator targets

the page doesn't seem to mention the coolest fact that, like coca-cola, the composition was a bit different a century ago.

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