When I fuck up my rolls they call me a fool.
Wanna keep this collab bar writing going or should I just call a cab?
tomiant
joined 4 months ago
Just... One... More... Turn...
..could just have shot the mountains.
YOU ARE THE BEST BOEY
I cry while I roll
It's like I tell people, if you know you know you know?
I WANT TO PUT THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR ONCE AND FOR ALL, this goes for all of you:
People are NOT DUMB because someone comes up to them and screams "watch out, dihydrogen monoxide can kill you!" because they may not be familiar with chemical nomenclature, yet may be acutely in tune with people taking to the streets protesting some substance that may affect them and their families.
If I run up to you and scream: "WATCH OUT FOR THE QUEXALCOATL!", you won't go like, "hold on, let me ask ChatGPT about Quexalcoatls first so I know that this isn't just some elaborate scam to teach me a moral lesson I didn't need but had to accept because I was actively fooled", you know what you do? YOU DUCK.
You DUCK!
I always hated that one.
That one and that dumb quote, "don't attribute to malice what can equally be attributed to incompetence"- yeah cute, but uh, no, that is not how anything fucking works, it's a funny quote in context, it's not a rule of fucking thumb, you'd be a dumb sucka to live by that creed, but anyway, while we were clearing the air.
I wish I could ignore the controversy section on my Wikipedia
When I say this was meant as a joke, it picked up steam in the /r/flatearth sub, which I saw back early, and it was kind of an inside reddit joke much like /r/birdsarentreal is today. Mark my words, that shit will be the next flat earth.
People work like this. A sub with 50K subscribers? Maybe there's something to it!
I had subs once. Big ones. They were taken from me. I know. Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about it.
Edit: And I swear unto god- I told'em. I TOLD'EM this would happen.
"No, not like that!"
That's the empire. Economic victory condition a few turns away. Important turns.
This is a cogent and succinct analysis of MAGA's genesis, yes. I mean that's why we all were like, "hey, guys, funny joke and all but you do realize that if you repeat it often enough, people will start believe you and join your ranks and try to overthrow our democratically elected government, right?"
And they were like
"DA, comrade. Understanding is absolute."