otter

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, that's sexy AF justice. ๐ŸฅฐโœŠ๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Truth. And, morally, there's no such thing as "stealing" food. โœŠ๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't be an ass.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

We're here, and .world can get fucked anyhow. ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

canโ€™t be tracked easily

...um. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ถ

no insurance

heh. ๐Ÿซฃ not your fault, mostly.

I can go where the fuck I want.

For now...

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Now, imagine that last bit but in attention-span-segments of random "highlights" during the game ...with several different instances of this bullshit grouped every 10ft or so within a ~500sq ft area, along with several TVs pointed inward at largely arbitrary angles and each set to combative volumes...

I fucking hate "sports" bars. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฌ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's a rule that every citizen should follow.

Never take a bathroom break on your break. Always always always on the clock. At the very least, it's not a break, otherwise. โœŠ๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

You both are so very close to the real selling point those fucknuts are frothy over their Amex black card: they get to cosplay as royalty, oppressing the poors with a simple gesture. ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

There's a queue at the guillotine for these people. It's not as popular as the ones for "elected officials", warmongers, fascists, or even longtime tyrants, to be sure โ€”but it's there. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

At least, by then, you know how many seasons you're getting into, eh?

cries in Firefly

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

More like limp/flaccid right. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No one is your friend.

view more: โ€น prev next โ€บ