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You can always just put it in a Vogoncore case 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪

Talk about full circle. 🤓🤌🏼

Just didn't get caught not being the dutiful, terrified, cowed, pliable, wage slave that your local ~~gestapo~~ ~~class traitors~~ mid-mgmt expects you to be...

Don't bring them to yours, and don't let them see your license plate. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Um...

You might've avoided the advice by simply leading with that, kiddo.

Fuck. Off.

Don't help the trolls/bots, thanks. 🖕🏼

Fuck. Off.

I truly wish we couldn't.

Just one? Hmm. Plaid flannel pyjama bottoms that used to be a friend's, but who lost her battle to against cancer years ago. They're comfy AF, and the perfect ingredient to any day off, just like she was.

~~Except Oprah did it by stepping on them to get there... 🤢🖕🏼~~

edit: sorry, wicked early; missed the irony at first.