jerkface

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

the unification of all of humanity into one system

This seems so arbitrary. Why is there a line that perfectly encircles every single human, and no other organism? There is nothing we all share, that is not also shared by other creatures. And yet, there is essentially nothing of meaning that we do all share. This group seems either too large or two small. I think you only come to such a Goldilocks conclusion when you start there and work backwards.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It sounds like you think these people are homeless because they are addicts, but it is the other way around. Taking fent or even becoming addicted won't turn you into a homeless person living in hell.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

The coral all died.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

Nooooooo, what you're supposed to get from this is, "fuck political violence." Please try again.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

Obligatory gifts are never cool.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

But really, it's sold in every supermarket, right next to the spring water, in an almost identical package, with no warnings. I infer people are not dropping dead left and right.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah, I just process it with my mighty system of organs.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Distilled water. That tang. I'm told it's stripping my body of minerals but 1) I don't really believe it and 2) I really don't care, it's fucking delicious.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

The name on my Park Run card is "Do Not Resuscitate"

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know tone doesn't come across but I was only being partially ironic. I recognize that sometimes one just needs to bitch. My neighbour across the hall has no concept of being mindful not to bother people while in the halls. He's a no-joke seven foot tall guy with a booming voice and no volume control. I know every single fucking time he enters or leaves the building, because he's always ALWAYS on his phone in the corridors. He speaks some African language that I am sure normally sounds delightful, but when a literal giant is approaching my door while shouting in a foreign language, it's kinda stressful. I can hear him in my entire apartment! Shit, now you got me doing it.

People definitely love you for your personality

Are they just assholes or is it something deeper?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Ooohhhh, you want to bitch about it. Tcchhh, my bad. They're absolutely assholes and I think I heard them say they do it just because it annoys you. You're the one on the end, right?

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