hansolo

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Better shows to watch:

Buffy

The Wire

MST3K

Survivor up to season 16

The New Girl

GOT (stop mid season 4)

Broad City

The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Same for hippos.

Hippos are monsters. They kill for the joy of killing. They're vegetarians! They kill as many humans in Africa every year as crocs.

They spray their shit around by spinning their tiny tail as they shit, like a shit-filled garden hose.

They are moist and gross. Their call is laughing maniacally at the world. Moo Deng is damp Chucky without thumbs.

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