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Exactly. Ain't nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.

...And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.

Santa's sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.

Gelato and pasta-making course.

Already knew how to make pasta, but it was nice to get formally taught. Gelato is stupid easy and instantly makes any dinner fancy AF.

As someone wearing Adidas warm ups with a cat on my lap, I feel seen.

At some point, yeah.

Caution: For External Use Only

The curling iron nice way of saying "don't stick this hot thing in you."

Yes, but you get that, PLUS you get Google's invasive surveilance. Rather than using the default Andoid app to track who you talk to, they can do it with iphones.

Read the TOS. They tell you.

https://fi.google.com/about/tos/#google-fi-privacy-notice

Google does Google stuff with your data, and shares it with any Alphabet entities they want. Which means it gets sold and traded like any other data. Sure "not your name" but data enough to 100% identify you, fore sure.

That's the split.

It's only visible to "them ferners what ain't shouldn't be here!" So the Libertarian nuts and conspiracy crackpots that scream about Obama still don't see the surveillance state happening to them because they're already distracted.