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😢 But I just wanted to be racist...
😭 The woke won't let me be racist!!!

'89 Joker has entered the chat

Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop

But with the writing, directing, and editing of a shitty horror movie. Just s-tier VFX carrying the world's most hopeless movie.

The only difference between Crispin Glover and the Joker is that Glover's attack missed.

Could you imagine a world in which Jim Carrey gets hacked to death by future-Batman to then be the Batfleck's arch nemesis? Maybe that post-apocalyptic post credit scene would finally have some reasonable pacing and nuance.

Jesus... Jared Leto made me say that Jim Carrey as a Batman villain would have nuance...

I was trying to poop and now I can't. I deserve this for scrolling on the toilet.

I watched Colin Furze for the first time in some time, recently. I was surprised by how much more calm and measured he seemed. And then I realized it was likely because he was a little older, had more people in his life to be careful for, and probably moving a little slower in general. And then I felt old. And sad. And surprisingly irrelevant.

Spy Hunter

What are we going to do, stop invading ourselves?

For realsies, though, as an American, it's hard to comprehend just how massive and far-reaching our military is. We are a terrifying threat to all mankind.

My family gets upset when I reference Hitler and his buddies as the creative source material for our current sequel/reboot. The fact that our president had previously bragged about studying books by and about Hitler isn't a problem, instead, it's a problem that I bring it up.