TheTechnician27

"dude" as an interjection is widely used gender-neutrally in modern slang, although there are still faint connotations of a male listener.

FYI for the alt text: that's Vince McMahon.

Crab kind of looks like a cross between the Japanese giant spider crab and a king crab (the latter on account of only having three pairs of walking legs).

"We can't do protest because the ultra-wealthy pay the working class to clean it up. I am very enlightened."

Please give me a whole tray of... peas.

This got reported as "not LAMF" on the grounds that this person voted for lower grocery prices and got higher ones. This is an understandable argument, because just getting tricked on its own (even if you're unbelievably stupid to think that things like illegal tariffs and deregulation wouldn't do this) is not LAMF.

So let me explain why I kept the post up and still think it fits: she expressly voted for somebody who promised to cut programs like SNAP which make Thanksgivings affordable for millions of people. She expressly wanted these people hurt – to have their Thanksgivings ruined – because to her, they didn't deserve it.

"I never thought the leopards would make groceries unaffordable for me!"

Edit: That said, @bytesonbike@discuss.online, please add alt text to your image or a transcription in the post body for accessibility in accordance with Rule 4.

Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".

• It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
• The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
• Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
• Die mad.

"The entirety of the small number constitutes a relatively smaller portion of the big number. Thus, the open side of > points to the smaller number to indicate that it's a magnified view within the larger number."

I hope this helps overcomplicate things for you. We must all return to crocodile.

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