TachyonTele

A schooner IS a sailboat!

Now would somebody please get that damned kid away from the escalator!

Lol that's probably the best response to my nonsense

But this could be Die Hard and Gremlins during xmas!

It knows it's going to see some shit

Dad, is that you?

Earlier you said you keep your child locked in the basement. Why would you do that?

Yeah I know. I was just checking the other boxes as well.

Most of the bots you'll see are rss feed and copypaste posts from reddit. The reddit ones i haven't seen in awhile though.

-jack handy

Weve built a cage - of lemons!

That's so cool they can use 3d imaging to study things like this now. They didn't even need to chip it apart.

I think what's most shocking here is supposedly that crazy bitch had a speech writer