SpaceNoodle

Ah, a fellow veteran

Sounds like OP would hate your soup

Yeah, and the flavor doesn't stand out if it breaks down all the way. Their mention of crunch was a clue that they encounter chunks of it, which I agree are nasty in soup.

If the celery in soup is crunchy or even detectible as celery, the soup is being made wrong. It should melt into the dish along with the onions and garlic. The only part of the mirepoix/trinity that should possibly be detectable should be the bell pepper or carrot, and even then they should be very broken down and no longer have a distinct flavor by themselves.

Getting a job you enjoy

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It's fun learning which firmware breaks when trying to deal with it

It's all Chad's fault. We should just hang him

*borscht

No, I'd argue that they committed an act of war against Colombia.

Double your pleasure, double your fun

Yeah but it would be funnier if they listed it

The Amazon Fire Phone is conspicuously absent from this list.