A "family size" bag of Doritos is not sized for a family. Or I on my own count as a family.
It's enough for a family because the portion sizes are like 4 chips.
Military grade
This one is funny to me because the military commonly goes with the lowest bidder. So I take it to mean that "military grade" is absolute garbage made by the lowest bidder.
I thought maybe I just subscribed to some of the channels I noticed on my subscription list a long ass time ago and forgot, but now I'm questioning that... ๐ค