Kolanaki

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 hours ago

I thought maybe I just subscribed to some of the channels I noticed on my subscription list a long ass time ago and forgot, but now I'm questioning that... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

A "family size" bag of Doritos is not sized for a family. Or I on my own count as a family.

It's enough for a family because the portion sizes are like 4 chips.

Military grade

This one is funny to me because the military commonly goes with the lowest bidder. So I take it to mean that "military grade" is absolute garbage made by the lowest bidder.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 7 hours ago

"Safe and secure" when it comes to digital transactions. Everything is logged, stored, and saved somewhere where they very often have absolutely fuck all in terms of security and then all that shit is hacked or leaked or otherwise compromised. But its okay, because the government will force them to give you 1 whole year of another bullshit service that does absolutely fucking nothing to protect your data or identity.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Oh... It's not illegal? Maaaaan... Now I gotta figure out something else to do this Saturday. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ"

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

If I'm not going to add anything to it, I usually do scrambled.

But if I want cheese and othet stuff, I make an omelette.

If I am feeling brave enough I will do over easy to dip toast into; but I end up breaking the yolk more than half the time so it kinda kills what I wanted them for. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You out math people who have money so they give money to you.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago

When you're dead.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

Are ya ready kids?

Ooooooooooooooooh!

Who lives in a Lovecraftian horror under the sea?

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

The lack of a second penis would be a clue.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like 2 furry movies (Hoppers and GOAT) and the Toxic Avenger reboot.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Between tbe parent company's greed and most of the talent at R* North (including the writers) leaving the company, I kinda have doubts that GTA6 will even be good.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

I feel like "Kolanaki" works both ways. Which is great, because I also go both ways.

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