surprise and fear. and a fanatical devotion to the pope.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
Santa is just a larger elf, having consumed a few of his kin
I have provided one bowel movement. Race as needed
Oopsie poopsie subbie bloopsie
yes sir sorry sir an older boy told me to do it sir
yeah but those are jerks
GPT5 is gonna monkey a new hamlet? ITS GONNA BE THE BLURST OF TIMES?
[to the tune of yankee doodle]🎶since we couldn't fix this shit on our own / we're all prayin' to get hit by a big fuckin' giant ass mother shit hole obliterating meteor one o' these days
i mean, some of us legitimately have next to no power. or have good operational security.
me, i have 3,000 miles distance between me and krasnov at any given time and putting in a lisa novak style cannonball run would be sure to tip someone or something off. I'm going to leave it to someone closer.
most?
wake up, rest of the world. as a statesian. please.

oh i have a good explanation for that. the university i took chem at sucks.