HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

joined 2 years ago

oh i have a good explanation for that. the university i took chem at sucks.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

surprise and fear. and a fanatical devotion to the pope.

Santa is just a larger elf, having consumed a few of his kin

I have provided one bowel movement. Race as needed

Oopsie poopsie subbie bloopsie

yes sir sorry sir an older boy told me to do it sir

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yeah but those are jerks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

GPT5 is gonna monkey a new hamlet? ITS GONNA BE THE BLURST OF TIMES?

[to the tune of yankee doodle]🎶since we couldn't fix this shit on our own / we're all prayin' to get hit by a big fuckin' giant ass mother shit hole obliterating meteor one o' these days

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i mean, some of us legitimately have next to no power. or have good operational security.

me, i have 3,000 miles distance between me and krasnov at any given time and putting in a lisa novak style cannonball run would be sure to tip someone or something off. I'm going to leave it to someone closer.

most?

wake up, rest of the world. as a statesian. please.

1
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
 

So, uh, i painted my nails (for the first time since i was a kid) last night. They look rough i love it. That's beside the question, i waited patiently for my nails to dry. Right? Hooray me for not Oh! Squirrel!ing. For I don't know how many hours afterward, they stank like ammonia or something. I wanted to pet my cats but my nails were too stinky. They would not allow it. So how do I make my nails stop stinking faster so I can get back to petting my cats?

edit: follow up do they make nail polish that smells like catnip

view more: next ›