Crackhappy

This question is confusing. Vegetables have fructose....

Long story. Sexpositive meeting, years later, she asked me for a date.

TooFlyforAWIFI is mine

That has to be the most random string of words that actually works ever constructed.

You'd basically be a dog.

There's no chance for us

Remember that everyone you're comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.

Well.... 6th century BC... maybe, depending on how much you trust the sometimes sketchy historical accounts.

I know the exact smell you're talking about! It's one of the reasons I don't use sponges.

LOL, talk about confirmation bias.

Don't be a dick. If you want to be negative that's fine, but be prepared with a litany of sources.

Claw. Hammer.