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So there is no such thing as a bug, in the same way that there is no such thing as a tree

That checks out:

“Bug” is a folksy word for any invertebrate with 6 or more legs. For example, they call lobsters and crayfish bugs.

There are people who will sell you a volume knob, machined from specially selected wood with exactly the right qualities, which will attenuate harmful resonances or otherwise purify the music you’re listening to. Others will sell you gold-plated SPDIF optical cables, or oxygen-free Ethernet cables which give the audio you’re streaming a warmer, fuller, more alive sound or something (presumably the expensively sourced copper in the cables somehow flips the bits in packets containing audio so that the audio the DAC reconstructs from the data is more aesthetically fulfilling). And if you’re a true ‘phile, you can pay the electric company to replace the transformer your house is connected to with one that delivers electricity with superior acoustic properties.

In the UK it would be. Anything psychoactive is illegal, except for an exemption list including things like alcohol, caffeine and theobromine.

Or make the whole thing out of whatever the black box recorder is made of. Problem solved!

Unless it’s the Spanish Civil War, where the Comintern spent more effort killing anarchists/social democrats than fighting the fascists.

In France, children get watered-down wine with their dinner. In Germany, instead, this happens.

As a handful of German teenagers call for peaceful surrender to Russia, Russians display bumper stickers reading “To Berlin for German women”.

Just mention Jesus in your answer and you’ll be fine

Some of those times, he probably ingested enough ergot alkaloids to see God.

No point engaging with tankies. Block and move on.