AeonFelis

Wild how "defending their own interests" is considered a valid justification, when it basically means "I did it for my own benefit".

"By robbing a bank I'm merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that"

*knocking on it*

"Yup. It's wood aright"

Science is totally right here, I have no doubt. It's just... that I have zero regard for my own health.

Wouldn't they still be disappointed that you are an engineer and not a doctor?

First, that is not your child. It is a fucking elephant.

Finally someone addresses the elephant in the room!