Alkaline water won't be alkaline for long after it enters the stomach, so it doesn't really matter
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Alkaline water does have a place for LPR sufferers like me because it deactivates the pepsin that has vaporized and deposited itself in my esophagus and throat which when activated by acidic foods will begin to digest my soft tissues. The rest of ways to sell it I agree are completely bunk.
This is true for most fad health things. They come from a place of "this is good for one hyper specific medical outcome" and then extrapolate to "this is good for literally all medical outcomes"
Remember the gluten free phase where people with no gluten alergy whatsoever decided they wanted to eat breads stripped of most of their protien(gluten) because they thought it was healthier.
The whole gluten thing is pretty interesting.
Low carb diets led to commercial production on non-wheat breads in the western world, creating more options for people with celiacs and increasing public awareness of gluten allergies. With more bread options some people noticed they felt better after chowing non-wheat bread.
Without a lot of health info and bullshit american healthcare, they figured they had gluten allergies or celiacs and adjusted their diet accordingly.
A widely publicized study on non-celiacs gluten allergies found no gluten allergy, media took it out of context and implied those people were full of shit. This polarized the public against anyone claiming a gluten allergy.
But! More and more people self-diagnosed gluten allergies, and more study led to discoveries on how fermentation helps digestion (like with sourdough), that parts of grains contain enzymes that aid digestion, found industry-wide problems with undercooked grains, and allergies to different classes of grains.
So it was healthier for a lot of people, they just didn't know why.
I have a very high family risk of diabetes and my rule of thum for carbs has always been the more fiber the better. White breads, especially wonder bread has so little fiber you're basically just eating fluffy sugars. I'm no doctor and my body isn't everyone's body but If someone was asking me why bread messes with them my first question will always be, well how much fiber are in the bread you eat? Less then or equal to 10g carbs per 1g fiber? Alright. If you can get to 7:1 better. If you can crack 5:1, that's pretty good for bread.
Gwyneth seems to mean well albeit ignorant, but I don't know how Chris Martin put up with her for so long in their marriage. I don't even know what he saw in her if she is a cuckoo from the start.
- She doesn't mean well.
- Neither does Chris Martin.
I would gladly curse his whole bloodline for daylight savings.
The best way to remain beautiful your whole life is being born in a family of (white) millionaires, remain a millionaire through inheritance and by working on your family's cushy business without ever having to worry about nothing for not even a second of your life and also having access and being able to aford the most modern and technological advancements in beauty. If that is not enough and you still feel time is getting close you can create your own fake science and get even more money (maybe that helps?)
Pretty sure millionaires age better regardless of skin color, don't know why race is involved
I added that because for black milionaires the "ever having to worry about nothing for not even a second of your life" don't apply
You know they worried at least once in their lifes about a police siren lol
Oh let's be real. Every 1%er is worried. Why the fuck do you think Luigi got an 80s action movie perp walk and they're all building bunkers?
That's not fair.... Plenty of Arab, Indian, Chinese, etc billionares who are selfish idiots. Leave ethnicity out of it. No war but class war.