Follow them home and shit in front of their house
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take a bigger shit on their shit. assert your dominance.
Find out where the shitter lives and return the favor.
What's the maximum amount of time you could tolerate hiding in the bushes with spiders & bugs, unsure when/if the serial shitter might ever return? Would you be willing to hunker down in the spider bug cold pokey bushes all night long & all the next day, and on day 3 at 4:42am you finally catch the shitter in the act? Will you have no tent? No sleeping bag? Snacks? Activities to pass time? Do you not have a job & duties to attend to, this wouldn't interrupt your week at all? Probably much easier to install a camouflaged motion-sensitive camera to capture the shitter. Then what you do? Turn the camera footage into the police.
You're telling us more about yourself than you might intend.
Oh you really think so? Go ahead and describe everything about me & my life as best as you can, solely based on what I said up there.
Tsk, you just told us SO much more. scribbles notes
You observe the poop is literally black, and your conclusion is it must be from a human?
Human poop is black so why not?
Blacker than bear poop?
I haven't seen a bear
Well yeah they try to avoid humans
Only when there's internal bleeding
Tf? What else would poop look like? Green?
Are you telling me your poops are solid black every time?!
No?
Thank goodness.
Why did you ask tho, that's basic knowledge lol human poop is black what else would it be
Normal healthy human poop is brown! It's only black when you have internal bleeding! You said your poops aren't black all the time, how do you not know this? The poop emoji is even brown wtfff. 💩
I never said that. My poops are brown all the time. I just said human poops are black.
So you're not human?! Why do you insist human poops are black? They aren't unless it's a very specific medical emergency!
:)
I'd like to inform you that for shit matters there's /c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml.
Update: It turns out the solution to my problem is Read More Theory
wat are you talking about?