A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?
What are you talking about of course I do.
I don't even think you knew know what I look like.
What, that's not true, you look like a mantis.
(Shifts to snake form)
OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!
I fucking called it.
IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!
She: "Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I'm really hungry!"
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: "Oh shit, a snake!"
And like, does she think "wait did I get railed by a fucking snake" after that?
The lack of a second penis would be a clue.
Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.
But, would you do a goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so, if it meant she didn't kill and eat you?
I was there for the promised killing part, I already had to do the 'goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so' to get the sex part done.
Sounds reasonable. I do same.
Miss me with that head biting off shit, I'm getting laid and buggin out
