this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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No Stupid Questions

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There is no such thing as a Stupid Question!

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Niether matter or energy can be destroyed; only changed.

[โ€“] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Use axe body spray to mask the smell and annoy people even harder

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You can light farts on fire, as they usually/often contain methane, but that partly depends on your diet and gut microbiome. I have no idea if burning a fart changes or eliminates the smell though.

Warning/Disclaimer: Since this only works when you ignite the fart right by the source (the anus obviously), you run a risk of the flame going into your rectum and potentially causing serious call 911 level injuries, so I don't recommend trying that at all.

[โ€“] lath@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Spray disinfectant in that general direction to limit the effects.