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We all make jokes that don't land, but sometimes we make jokes that should've been funny if anyone understood it.

Maybe it was too subtle, or too nuanced like a joke based off work-jargon.

Whatever it was, what joke did you say that should've had people in stitches but... didn't land?

Now is your time!

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm at a conference of global research scientists and this was what was in all the drink cabinets

I sent it to my colleague and said they clearly hadn't met us. Still looking for the cabinets of dumb butch juice.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Let's be honest who doesn't?

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Well, just their juice.