theunknownmuncher

I like celery. I add it when making stock (both ribs and leaves), chop up a few ribs and cook it in soup with carrots and onion, and I like to eat it raw as a snack.

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I'm talking the cheddar that's been in the fridge too long and has some spots on one end. I just cut off a generous portion and still eat it anyway unless the cheese itself tastes badly of mold

But cutting around the mold on cheese is fine, right? Right???

Event 1: I'd seduce OP's mom before she meets his dad.

Event 2: I'd seduce OP's grandma before she meets his grandfather

Event 3: I'd step on the first organism to develop lungs and legs that crawled onto land from the ocean