superduperenigma

joined 2 years ago
[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists

"But I'm straight"

"So is spaghetti... Until it gets wet."

"Okay but that's a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet."

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He had a minor role in Home Alone 2, then I think he spent a bunch of time visiting some other putz's private island.

The Dope Fiend Lean

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flavortown, OH

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like the part where they figured out the previously undiscovered secret in the race was to drive backwards. I tried that shit in Mario Kart when I was 8, you're telling me NOBODY had tried it in that game before?

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It's definitely incel erotica. Saw a video once demonstrating that Reacher never actually needs to initiate anything with a woman, show any interest whatsoever, flirt, etc. He just sorta exists in proximity to women and they just sort of "give" him the sex that they apparently owe him for being the main character.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love that, despite being a comedy, they actually address problems that 99% of apocalypse media ignores such as gasoline going bad, reactors melting down, etc.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Especially if it's using that annoyingly upbeat robot voice.

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