spittingimage

I've never had Instagram, but I noticed an improvement in my mood after dropping Facebook and Reddit.

I too would watch paint drying on Scarlett Johansson.

I have a gender-neutral name, so I'd probably stick with the same one.

big deal out of nothing

Yes, I realise what I did there. No, I'm not changing it.

As a tiny kitten, she was fascinated by the drawstring on my shorts. One day she launched herself at it, intending to kill the tiny prey creature, and found herself hanging from claws inserted into the vulnerable flesh underneath. Very important vulnerable flesh. I tried to scream, but couldn't draw breath.

My wife insists that I'm making a big deal out of nothing, but how could she understand? I felt that injury for weeks afterwards.

"Do not wash hands with boiling water"

During my time there, two people broke the rule.

A re-conceptualisation and re-write would help a bit.

Pretty much every successful channel you see on youtube these days is made to follow a formula. There are classes you can take on how to attract a demographic, how often to release content, how to keep your followers engaged via discord, what sort of merch to offer...

And in the early days they obtained the potassium nitrate by boiling shit. Might be the opposite of addictive.

I guess Steven Seagall movies are the low-hanging fruit, huh?

Okay, semi-semi-serious answer: the first Aliens Vs Predator movie. I replace the predator with Animal from the Muppet Show. That would at least make the movie fun.

I don't hate it, but my personal experience has been that it's not reliable enough to depend on. I don't like that it's being pushed on us so hard when it will routinely let us down.

Since my background is in PC repair... my PC.