Native English speaker. What I got is "His guts were fucked up in these technical ways so we did magical medical stuff. He went home, came back a 5 months later with sad butt symptoms and we did this other medical thing to treat it."
So yeah, I have no desire to understand more details
My reading: new legislation that will kick the voter in the metaphorical balls will go into effect after the next election, when presumedly the Democrats will be in charge. Voters will be kicked in the balls and blame the party in charge for their pain. This is despite the Republicans being the ones who passed the ball-kicking legislation.
Edit: and the only way the Republicans will be blamed is if they are still in power when the ball kicking occurs.
I'm also team cardboard tree! Mine is a small one that came as a kit with lights and stuff, painted it at the office as a holiday fun thing with the over-lunch craft crew. It's about 10 inches tall and fits on the shelf under the TV, next to the PS2.
This year I went all-out and got a Christmas tree-shaped ornament to set next to it. It's shaped like those vintage ceramic ornaments and tickles me pink.
Not a parent, not friends with my adult sibling: I suspect having emotionally mature adults around them would help. Also, don't constantly side with the child with easier needs when there is a conflict between children. (Example: I wanted to not hear my brother's music in my room. Brother wanted to play his music. Brother got his way. I got ear plugs.)
Don't make the older child always do the selfless thing because they're "more mature". They shouldn't have to share everything. (Example: brother got to 'help' blow out the candles on my birthday cake. He spat all over it because he was a toddler.)
I'm trying to square my instinct that