shyguyblue

When I'm stocking shelves (yay) if the box is damaged, but the product isn't exposed to air, I'll damage it out and add it to the donations pile.

If the product is touching air when it's not supposed to, pasta is the exception since it's pretty much always exposed, it gets damaged out and added to the compost pile

From the low effort bots I've seen:

if(randomEmojis == true) {fuck.off();}

Alas, I can't take credit, heard it in a Red Letter Media review of The Home.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

The Praxis: Don't bother remembering the title, you won't remember the story.

I forgot the name of the book, but it starts out with some alien overlord dying, and a whole bunch of people commit ritualistic sewer slide over the death of the alien, and i just couldn't force myself to care.

I even started writing down names and details on the characters, just to try and make it stick. But I don't remember anything happening, to the point I just forgot to finish it.

Edit: Recommended by my brother, but I just didn't get what he got out of it.

Edit 2: The Praxis

He is asking people for help

Pull yourself up by them bootstraps, snowflake.

Spatial awareness.

I was in gymnastics as a kid, so built up a strong sense of balance and where my arms and legs are in relation to the stuff around me.

I remember the driver being female, and i want to say it was her mother in the passenger seat that was hit. Yeah, i stopped using digg or whatever it was for a while after that...