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I'm the same except the feet usually go below the chart

i do but my girlfriend definitely needs this book

sorry, cheap boomer humor. i don't even have a girlfriend.

if only the iceberg had this back in 1912

i said typically, and colloquially. literally zero people refer to hemiptera specifically when they say bug. if you look at the american heritage dictionary, that's the exact order used in the definitions:

#bug
/bŭg/

noun

1. An insect having mouthparts used for piercing and sucking, such as an aphid, a bedbug, or a stinkbug.

2. An insect of any kind, such as a cockroach or a ladybug.

3. A small invertebrate with many legs, such as a spider or a centipede.

PhD is not even a "level of intelligence".

what

they make terrible linguists too.

that's because the American is exercising its right to bear arms