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I laughed pretty hard when Christina Aguilara started calling herself Xtina

Linamp: It really whips the Alpaca's ass!

(I wish this was real, lol)

Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas!

It's time for me to break out my River bottom Nightmare Band metal logo T-shirt

Mine is "We don't have WiFi", so when guests ask what ours is called, I tell them then get to watch their face go through five different stages as they look around at all my tech...

Then my wife gets to explain to people what the joke is while I giggle like a 5 year old being tickled.

Remember in The Little Mermaid when her air bubble kept getting smaller and smaller? That, but in reverse: you have a little bubble of water stuck to your face and you know as soon as you try to breathe, you drown...

Everyday you wake up on this side of the grass has the potential to be the best day anyone has ever lived.

Glad you're still here! 💖

I settled for completing the Remake on Switch because you can save and not have to start over and beat it in one sitting.

Will Smith turned down The Matrix for this movie...

I imagine dragonflies as the "enforcer nerd"; they hang with the weird kids as both companions and security.

I remember reading an old sci-fi novel about a specific type of alien ancient sentient tree... The Leaves of October.

It was... Okay. More of a collection of short stories around the central theme. Still interesting, though. Haven't thought about that book in decades!

I'd be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly...

Manchineel, Gympie-gympie, Bamboo, Japanese Knotweed.

Cross-breed all 4 into an unkillable plant of death.

Oh, wait... are we supposed to pick from your list?